Muerte En Hawaii

I have fought with crocodiles
I have balanced on a wire
Carrying more than five hundred kilos
I have traveled around the world in less than a second
I have crossed a hundred mazes and never get confused

I breathe inside and outside the water, like seals
I am fireproof, I catch bullets with my mouth
My creativity flies like airplanes
I can build a brain without reading the instructions

I speak all languages, from all alphabets
I have more vocabulary than any dictionary
I have eagle eyes, dog's sense of smell
I can walk barefoot on iron nails

I am immune to death
I don't need blessings, because I always have good luck
Come with me for a walk in the park
Because I have more stories to tell you than García Márquez

For you
Everything I do, I do it for you
Because you bring out the best in me
I am all that I am
Because you are all that I want

I can jump rope on one leg
I see in the dark without using a flashlight
I can cook whatever you want, I am a chef
I have sex 24/7, all month

I can blow away the gray clouds so you have a good day
I also know how to communicate through telepathy
For you, I cross the border without a visa
And I bring a good smile to the Mona Lisa

For you, I breathe before dying
For you, I go to church
And listen to the whole mass without falling asleep
I am still the king even without a kingdom
My sweat smells like perfume and I never mess up my hair

I know how to fight in all martial arts
I also know how to communicate with animals
As time goes by, I look younger
I composed this song without listening, like Beethoven

For you
Everything I do, I do it for you
Because you bring out the best in me
I am all that I am
Because you are all that I want