Madre De Los Enanos

If y'all don't understand me!
Your mom's the fat one!
If you get too smart!
Your mom's the fat one!
If you mess with my soup!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
If I'm confused because I don't know the result of the gravity of the matter!
This, that your mom's the fat one!
If you act stupid!
Your mom's the fat one!
Anyway!
Your mom's the fat one!

Good morning, Puerto Rico
It's like 12-something
So it's time to get up
And take a stroll, you know, a little stroll
Of mixed-up plantains with sofrito
And if they bring me fried codfish
I'll eat it, to feel in tune
I wash it down with Yaucono coffee
And then I'll smoke a bit of weed
To shoot out through the ozone layer
I know that like the Pope
I don't even move to pick up a can
That I'm lazy and I don't have a job
That I don't do a thing, that when I start I always back down
That I have rice with ketchup for lunch when I'm broke
But being broke is not my fault
It's the piggy bank's fault that's empty
And it's empty because they stole what was inside
They stuck their feet and hands in
And I saw who they were, they were some dwarfs
They pissed me off, they're so tiny that they piss me off
They bother me, I hope Conan catches them
And cuts them in half with his super-sword
Takes off their skin to make drums
And play drums, all night drumming
And then fill that skin with honey melaba
No, with salad
With pickles, lettuce, tomato
A cheers of oil
A cheers of avocado
And eat it, and swallow it
Like candy, I eat them one by one
Triplets, or twins, I don't care
What matters is that they disappear
Before dawn, and I wash them down with fresh milk
Straight from the cow's teat
To then go to the bathroom and flush them down the toilet
And get lost in the pipes, mixed with poop
Swimming with the rats, while I close the toilet lid
They get intoxicated with Clorox water
(But they're already dead!)
Don't interrupt me, this is my journey
This is my thing, this is personal
More personal than a vaginal yeast infection
More personal than dental floss covering the anal area
More personal than putting salt up the nasal passage
(And I'm not done!)
I'm going to put jumper cables on their nipples
Greased with butter, so they die of tickles
And their ribs explode
And then I'll spit a phlegm loogie
Creamy ice color, and I'm getting off topic
But it doesn't matter, because even if they don't understand me...
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!

These dwarfs are rowdy, crazy
They have green booger-colored skin
And little by little they camouflage
With coconut palms so no one sees them
So no one knows what they're up to
They change the soles of their shoes all the time
To leave no traces, no footprints
In the sand, while they steal my eggplant
This is not my fault but it burns me
I'll hit them with a Roberto Roena-style shock
I have my neck full of veins
Pumped with good work
The finest, molasses, cream
Let's see how it tastes, how it sounds
These dwarfs have many bad habits
They sell even their eyelashes
(And if you want them in a combo, you take them with all the gunk!)
They sell everything, everything, everything, everything you want
They're beasts, they're veterans with old blood
With a worm heart and a gizzard skin
They get into any place to start trouble
To create fucking trouble
To try to bribe the ritual
But with my stick's cream I'll shave them
There's enough pulp here to blame them
And give them a knuckle sandwich, and if they don't like it
And if they don't understand me, and if they don't comprehend...
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!

If y'all don't understand me!
Your mom's the fat one!
If you get too smart!
Your mom's the fat one!
If you mess with my soup!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
If I'm confused because I don't know the result of the gravity of the matter!
This, that your mom's the fat one!
If you act stupid!
Your mom's the fat one!
Anyway!
Your mom's the fat one!

Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!
Your mom's the fat one!