Japón

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Japan

What will they think of us in Japan pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton ton
(Stupid!!!
Hong Kong is in China)
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolina
And we push it hard without vaseline
And we push it hard without margarine
And we push it hard really hard

I take the little Chinese girl with her umbrella
I put her on the cart
And I take her for a walk over the bonsai
Then we stop in Shanghai to eat chicken feet
-(Stupid!!!! that's Thai)
-- It doesn't matter if it's Thai, Chinese, or Japanese
All are the same, all speak backwards
All are the same, all speak tangled
With their eyes slanted and eat sitting
Without shoes
They sit down to eat cat stew
And if there's no cat on the plate, they eat dog skewers
-- The meat of hair has a lot of ice
-- a lot of iron
-- a lot of ice
-- iron
-- ice
-- iron
-- ice.

-- What will they think of us in Japan pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton ton
-- Stupid!!!
Hong Kong is in China
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolina
And we push it hard without vaseline
And we push it hard without margarine
And we push it hard really hard

What I know is that they are tough in acrobatics
In ping pong and gymnastics
I also know that they have invented everything they sell you in a pharmacy
And that when they do a favor, they bow their heads without saying thank you
-- That's part of our culture
-- The culture
-- The culture
-- The culture.

-- Stupid, what's your stupidity
In Puerto Rico they also speak badly
Besides, in Puerto Rico they are all dumb
They are not smart
We in Japan are
Mathematicians
Algebraic
Calculus
Precalculus
Supercalculus
Well, that's what I calculate

-- That's fine but in Puerto Rico there are bad butts and more
Ass more mule more hip, in Japan what there is is a fucking
Cactus!!
You Japanese are like the capicú chicken
Yellowish and wrinkled
Hahaha...
Daddy, you stay at zero capi cu where's the calculation now??

-- That's fine but in Japan we know karate

-- Here in Puerto Rico it doesn't matter, we hit you with a bat

-- I want to eat alo alo flito.

-- What will they think of us in Japan pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton ton
-- Stupid!!!
Hong Kong is in China
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolina
And we push it hard without vaseline
And we push it hard without margarine
And we push it hard really hard

  1. John, El Esquizofrénico
  2. Pi-Di-Di-Di (Intel-Lú Puffy Hablando)
  3. Baile de Los Pobres
  4. Atrévete-Te-Te
  5. Muerte En Hawaii
  6. Adentro
  7. La Vuelta Al Mundo
  8. Hay Un Niño En La Calle
  9. Latinoamérica (feat. Totó La Momposina, Susana Baca y Maria Rita)
  10. Los Idiotas
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