La Especialidad De La Casa
Calle 13
House Specialty
Come in, come in
Welcome to my nest
You don't have to pay anything, I'll treat you
This one's on the house, no need to leave a tip
Today's recipe is the kitchen's specialty
Killer meat, to handle the heat
A bit of fried yucca with mojito
("Do you have some Doritos?") No, fried yucca with mojito
("Do you have some Coca-Cola?") No, but I have Perico wine
And quickly that guy turned out to be a little brat
("Do you know who I am?") What? Your name is Juan?
("Do you know who I am?") If my name is Juan?
("I want Coca-Cola!")
Well, look Juan, all we have is Cola Champagne and chinita
But if you want a note, Medalla is the beer
("I just want Coca-Cola!") I told you my name is not Juan!
And all we have is Cola Champagne!
And later that dark-skinned guy told me he was Puff Daddy
And that he was the Sugar Daddy of all the Mack Daddies
He came out all mouthy, like a loudspeaker
So I spat on him with hot sauce and instantly he stood up
And sitting down, I told him he had a foul mouth
("Do you know who I am?") I told you my name is not Juan!
And that's when I crossed him, then he left in a hurry
For miles with a bump on his head like
And I chased him all over San Sebastián
To Calle del Cristo and that's when I pulled out the Sixto
The Sixto Escobar, with the one-two and the jab
I made him fly like a kite
I made him spit like a water gun
Through his brown pants
He started to leak black sugar through his underwear
And even through his socks, leaking chunks
Olive green color; yes, olive green color
What the fancy people poop out from eating expensive dishes
Of $50.00 pesos and up...
Don't think that just because my race is small we back down
If we don't back down, we'll go on a rampage
And all you gringos can go with your cameras through the gate
No need for an appointment if you're just visiting
"Say cheese!", a little smile, and off to the beach
For the sharks to tear your tendons
Because here in Puerto Rico we're the toughest
And after that Puff Daddy went back to New York
A bit beaten, less of a man, with another nickname
