Muerte En Hawai

I have fought with crocodiles
I have balanced on a wire carrying more than 500 kilos
I have traveled around the world in less than a second
I have crossed a hundred mazes and never get confused
I breathe inside and outside water like seals

I am fireproof, I catch bullets with my mouth
My creativity flies like airplanes
I can build a brain without reading the instructions
I speak all the languages of all alphabets
I have more vocabulary than any dictionary
I have eagle eyes, dog's sense of smell

I can walk barefoot on iron nails
I am immune to death
I don't need blessings because I always have good luck
Come with me for a walk in the park
Because I have more stories to tell you than Garcia Marquez

For you..
Everything I do, I do it for you
Because you bring out the best in me
I am all that I am, because you are all that I want (2x)

I can jump rope on one leg
I see in the dark without using a flashlight
I can cook whatever you want, I am a full chef
I have sex 24/7 all month

I can blow away the gray clouds so you have a good day
I also know how to communicate through telepathy
For you, I cross the border without a visa
And I bring a good smile to the Mona Lisa

For you, I breathe before dying
For you, I go to church and listen to the whole mass without falling asleep
I am still the king even if I don't have a kingdom
My sweat smells like perfume and I never mess up my hair
I know all martial arts
I also know how to communicate with animals
As time goes by, I look younger
I composed this song without hearing like Beethoven

For you..
Everything I do, I do it for you
Because you bring out the best in me
I am all that I am, because you are all that I want (2x)