Roast Yourself Challenge

They tell the truth
That we only kiss
When we have to pretend

That I can't dance
Jaramillo has more rhythm
Trying to coordinate

(So cute my hater can't stop looking at me)
(So cute my hater can't stop looking at me)

That I look bad
I buy kilos of makeup
To be able to fix myself

And how short you are
That to be able to kiss you on the street
I have to stand on tiptoe

They call us childish, grow up!
Stop talking like babies
Who's the man in the relationship?
It's me, it's me

You say it, and I know it
We're millionaire twins
And a bit brainless
I know, you still see us
And you keep financing us
The whims of a Chanel bag
You, you, you don't shut up, silly
Poché never lets me talk
You, you, you take off that highlight
You're going to blind me

Are you calling me short?
Why don't you bend down and say it to my face?
Gas act like we're girlfriends, eww
Wtf

And without Sebastián
Only his mom and dad would know of his existence
They tell the truth
That we only kiss
When we have to pretend

Oh hey fat girl stop eating!
Who's telling me?
Oh it's you baby
Who's the man in the relationship?
It's me, it's me

You say it, and I know it
We're millionaire twins
And a bit brainless
I know, you still see us
And you keep financing us
The whims of a Chanel bag
You, you, you don't shut up, silly
Poché never lets me talk
You, you, you take off that highlight
You're going to blind me

Instead of injecting your lips
Why don't you inject some neurons?
They're fake gays and dyed blondes
I don't understand why they're trendy
Poché has a name like an egg
And I don't want Calle on the channel
We want to rotate to a gentleman
That starts with m
And ends in ruíz

(So cute my hater can't stop looking at me)

You say it, and I know it
We're millionaire twins
And a bit brainless
I know, you still see us
And you keep financing us
The whims of a Chanel bag
You, you, you don't shut up, silly
Poché never lets me talk
You, you, you take off that highlight
You're going to blind me

Oh Poché, I got bored, bring me water