El capitan

One day at a raffle I won a cruise
I said oh my god, that's for rich people
The fame and fortune that now accompany me
Look how lucky I am, having champagne for breakfast
What kind of women are here flirting
Like the ones the doctor was prescribing to me
And I invited one of them to my cabin
When she crossed the door, she looked really beautiful
She lay on the bed, told me she was tired

(chorus)
Why

Why her husband was chasing her
She was married, peeked through the porthole
While she hid
A huge beast wanted to turn me into pulp
Then my luck began to change
When suddenly the ship ran aground
Against a reef, we got stuck
All because of the jealousy of this damn captain

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Captain
It was all this stupid captain's fault
He left me stranded at sea
Captain
It was all this stupid captain's fault
And I don't know how to swim

(All to the lifeboats, children and women first
The ship is sinking)

I regret buying the ticket
When everyone started to get off
I remembered I can't swim
And I went back to the cabin
And grabbed my life jacket, but it wasn't the TV one
Leaving this boat to drift, that hurts
Everyone in the boats, holding on tight
We started to float in this huge ocean
We arrived at an island, I couldn't believe it
Palm trees and a beach, and my wife wasn't there
One of my dreams just came true
A deserted island after shipwrecking

Captain, we thank you
Super captain, how can I repay you
Captain, we thank you
Super captain, I feel much better now
I won't see my old lady ever again
Let's party