Bienvenidos a La France (Johanne Sacreblu)

Welcome to France
A unique and special place
Where you'll know what it is
To truly love like in France
Experience living
In this place is

What elegance in France
Good evening sir, do you want to leave right now and without a fuss? Yes

Welcome to France
Where you’re gonna find
That they’ll steal your heart and your wallet
Welcome to France
But if you’re Muslim, gay, or Black
I want you far away

Crispy crepe
I didn’t shower today
I don’t care, I smell fine
It’s rat, sweat, and wine

The cheese I eat
Smells better than I do
But my perfume handles that situation

I love feeling superior
And here’s a rap just because

Oh my friend
Thanks, sacreblu
What’s your name?
Thanks, déjà vu
Safe travels
Pizza, croissant
It’s croissant, croissant, croissant

Welcome to France
Where you’re gonna find
That they’ll steal your heart and your wallet

Welcome to France
But if you’re Muslim, gay, or Black
I want you far away

And throw in Mbappé
Long live May 5th
Long live the pastries
Marie Antoinette, the best
Long live the pastries
It hurts even to think of you, damn crepe.