Excusas

This story is very common, liar
And you think I believed you, but no, no
That a tire got punctured, how come
Your hair tied up,
It was very hot

So many things happen to me too,
A kitten scratched me, a UFO abducted me
Took me until the next day
And my money got stuck

So many things happen to me too
My neighbor got poisoned, I had to
Help her, I gave her CPR
Because she wanted to kill herself
You told me days ago 'I'm not going out'
Because your friend was sad
She fell into depression

I'm surprised by the miracles the Lord performs
It was only nightfall
And she got better

So many things happen to me too
A clown hugged me, left me
Covered in paint, everyone laughed
I was so embarrassed

So many things happen to me too
My grandma went to Cancun, since she can't swim
They sent me away from home
Because she could drown