El Flaco

I tell you that I have more than one friend
and I know they are all saints
but if someone asks me if one stands out
I answer without a doubt it's The Skinny One

Because with the ladies, the guy is a robbery
to start, he always dresses in white
and if something comes to my memory
in a moment I'll tell you a story

One Thursday around midnight on a normal night
I was alone at home and about to go to bed
the phone rings and I hear when I pick up
What's up Joe? it's your buddy The Skinny One

Going out with that guy is a deadly danger
but he invites to good parties and is the social type
I told him be downstairs in half an hour and let's go

Want more? Of course!
Take it, please!
Here is the best!
No no no!

Look at me, here I am!
I give you what I am!
If you come, I go!
Joi Joi Joi!

We arrived and without an invitation we entered
it was a very elegant palace
maybe from some drug dealer or some new evangelist
tinis, some girls in half bikinis
played in a pool
everyone misbehaved
imagine how easy the candy was

Ten minutes passed and we managed to catch
two little things were watching us when we entered
The Skinny One told me when he saw that pair of girls
grab the blonde and I'll grab the brunette

So the blonde and I started talking
I asked her if she was the girlfriend of some Pablo Escobar
she said I'm tired of this party let's go.

At four in the afternoon in a strange bed
trying to remember what I had done
I was glad to see a beautiful blonde by my side
because during the day they look horrible
She told me there's no problem at all
stay lying down, I'll make breakfast
and I realized that things were good
seeing that breakfast was brought by the brunette

When I asked what's going on
she told me that in that house
everyone was very friendly
and that's why they shared everything