Le Pingouin

This is the penguin we see in the morning
The penguin's arms dangling
Arms dangling but haughty eyes
For the penguin claims to be sure of what is certain
This penguin is wise
He studied his Latin and his Penguin accent
But when he speaks we hear nothing
The penguin eats his words

He talks like someone is losing their way
The penguin is neither beautiful
Neither high, nor low, nor ugly, nor far away
Neither cold nor hot the penguin
Neither everything nor nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing at all

No, here's the penguin
We come to eat out of his hand
The penguin loves it
He takes on his little sovereign air
But I know the penguin
He doesn't have the manners of a lord of the castle, no
Penguins are rude
I have to give him some posture lessons

Hey penguin! If you ever cross my path again
I will teach you penguin
I'll teach you how to kiss your hand
You will swallow the penguin
Yes, you will swallow your disdain

You don't scare me, penguin
You don't scare me, you don't do anything to me, nothing, nothing, nothing at all
Hold the penguin
You look all alone in your garden

You look worried, penguin
You put on your moccasin head
You've been unmasked, penguin
You're well punished, you're put in the corner, corner
The penguin deserves it
You shouldn't have been so bad

I don't like this penguin
Sneaky misfortune, stingy misfortune
Sneering misfortune, the penguin
He seems very pleased with himself
This penguin has a cold heart
He doesn't seem to love his neighbor
Penguins aren't for me
I prefer deer, cats, dogs
Ticks, lions or dolphins
Not the penguins, not the penguins, no

Lalala
No, not penguins
Lalala
No, not penguins, not penguins
Lalala
No, not the penguin
Lalala, yeah