Seguí Mi Consejo

Don't give a damn about work, don't work for the cops
Throw yourself in and live it like a boss
Watch out for overwork, stop messing around
Sleep on a feather mattress and eat it with champagne

Stay up for twelve hours when the sun is up
Always live at night because that's for the upper class
Hit on the girls who are already taken
So they come to you without effort

If you go to dances, stand by the door
Check out the girls who can dance
Don't show off your moves, they'll step on you
Let them suffer and learn the hard way!

Learn from me, I'm already retired
Don't go to the port! It might tempt you!
There's a lot of work, you'll break your back
And it's not manly to go to work

Don't go to the dairy for coffee with milk
Eat your stews at the old Tropezón
And if you're short on cash, sing out! Credit! to a waiter
In a very dignified way to avoid embarrassment

Sodas, lemons, tiger nuts, don't even joke about them
Ditch the milk, brother, it ruins the heart!
Have your good drinks, befriend whiskey
And before eating, sprinkle yourself with a few sprays