Mexico lindo y bandido

I'm a crazy Mexican marijuana dude
In bandit land, here we traffic it
What we don't have, we invent or pirate
Maybe even steal it
We are tricky by nature
And there's no aspirin for this headache
Are you interested in knowing about my country
Far from the beaches and the Holiday Inn hotel
Well, there they dance in the streets
Where one walks, the gang rules
Sun-soaked thugs like lizards
If we don't sell you drugs, we sell you trinkets
We leave you in stitches, all according to the neighborhood
But in the end, it's for you to choose

Beautiful and bandit Mexico, if I die far from you
Pay a coyote to bring me back here
Beautiful and bandit Mexico, if I die far from you
Pay a coyote to bring me back here

I bring cream for the ladies
Like José Alfredo, I also sing my sorrows to you
I can't help it, it runs through my veins
My skin tingles when the mariachis play
Such beautiful brunettes but dangerous
They snatch your wallet, cell phones, and even your clothes
They leave you naked, they ride you hard
If you don't give in, they threaten to tell your wife
Of course, the clumsy ones, because there are some tall ones
Who die for the old man and his offspring

Beautiful and bandit Mexico, if I die far from you
Pay a coyote to bring me back here
Beautiful and bandit Mexico, if I die far from you
Pay a coyote to bring me back here

Here comes the reverent crazy man
Who entrusted his luck to the Holy Death
And here Pancho Villa, his miracles shine
And Jesus Malverde has plenty of tasks
That's what I'm talking about without exaggeration
Where I come from, there are even saints for thugs
Hitmen and drug lords feel well taken care of
If you don't cheat, you don't progress, says the Mexican people
So the marginalized are lined with bills
On the bad side, on the delinquent side
How awesome Mexico is, how awesome its people are

Beautiful and bandit Mexico, if I die far from you
Pay a coyote to bring me back here
Beautiful and bandit Mexico, if I die far from you
Pay a coyote to bring me back here