El Loco Más Loco

Cartel de Santa

The Craziest Crazy

I reject them if I see that they haven't turned 18
If they have a man, I catch them by the scent of the pussy
I like them to smell good, like Mademoiselle de Channel
Wherever I go, they light up and even offer to have sex
I just let myself be loved if the girl is cute

I don't lower the moon for them, I don't leave any alive
Those who are after my fortune may one day obtain it
But in the meantime, I let them entertain my dick
Don't come here acting tough because I'll send you flying
Those who arrive acting like big shots, leave acting like suckers
Here it's all good vibes, I hate it when they act all grown up
First they act all flirty, then regretful

I am the craziest crazy of all the crazies
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focus
With this song, the girls make me move my head
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit you
I buckle up every sweetie, all tasty little butts
All pretty young girls, all over 18
When they're into the game, I invite them to the hotel
After the cartel show, to get down to business
Just like that, no lies

I don't lead them on with stories
If they already know what they're here for, time is better spent
I don't need to convince them if they come convinced
To have some fun, if they're good, welcome
There's never a lack of drinks, never a lack of marijuana
Never a lack of a daring one who asks me to go to bed
Who swallows my lies, who eats up my stories
Who screams if I take her that she loves my big stick