Amigos Bajitos

I have a short friend, very short, very short, very short
He doesn't sleep in a bed, he sleeps in a crib
And still has plenty of space
He can't reach the cookies, always has a ladder nearby
And uses it to cook, and to look out the window
In a regular bathtub, not long
In a pool, the shallow end covers him
In the deep end, he dives with Nitrox
Fits entirely in a locker
Always has to show ID
Because no one believes he's an adult
Because he buys all his clothes in the children's department
Goes to concerts to see the heads
And goes to the movies to see the heads
In the car, he can't reach the pedals
On a bike, he can't reach the pedals
To order a gin and tonic, difficult
To pay a fine, difficult
And people look down on him
And shout: Where are you going, midget?
And they want to use him as a table
And the girls want to carry him

But, but, but, but
No one beats him at horseback riding because he's a professional jockey
And earns a fortune every year
Always donates 30%
Also, he has a golden tongue
That gets him out of many problems
He's very charming with the girls
And several fall in love with him
If you drop something, he picks it up for you
Says he's closer to the ground
Plays limbo and always wins
Never has back problems
And is comfortable on planes
Very comfortable on buses
And always helps you in any way he can
Because he has a big heart

I have a short friend, very short, very short, very short