Gratis

Hey mister, want a little coffee?
No, thanks, already had one
It's free
Man! Should've said so earlier, give me two

Tea, coffee, little ham, cheese
I want some of that if it's free (Free, free)

Umbrellas and pens with company logos are ugly
Doesn't stress me out, they're free (Free, free)

Boring events only offer snacks
Endure the boredom and it's free (Free, free)

Perfume samples, cream samples
You always ask for samples because they're free (free, free)

I want everything that's free, free
I need it to be free
I'm crazy about everything free
I love it when it's free
I want everything that's free
I need it to be free
Free, free, free

The leftover ketchup from McDonald's
Take it home, it's free (Free, free)

From the candies at the dentist's
Grab a handful, they're free (Free, free)

Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh-oh
I'm allergic to paying
Wherever they're giving away anything
I'll be there, I'll be there
I want everything that's free (Free, free)
I need it to be free
Free, free, free.