Gratis

Hey sir, would you like a coffee?
No thanks, I already had one
It's free
Man! I should have said it before, give me two

Tea, coffee, ham, cheese
I want some of that if it's free (Free, free)

Umbrellas and pens with company logos are ugly
It doesn't stress me out, they're free (Free, free)

Boring events where they offer snacks
Endure the boring and it's free (Free, free)

Of the perfume the sample, of the cream the sample
You always ask for a sample that is free (free, free)

I want everything that is free, free
I need it to be free
I'm amazed by all the free stuff
I love that it's free
I want everything that is free
I need it to be free
Free, free, free

The leftover ketchup when you go to McDonald's
You take it home and it's free (Free, free)

About the candies at the dentist's
Grab a good handful, they're free (Free, free)

Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh-oh
I'm allergic to paying
Wherever they give away whatever
I'm going to be there, I'm going to be there
I want everything that is free (Free, free)
I need it to be free
Free, free, free