Bali balo

Bali Balo in his cradle
Was already hard like a bull
"Son of a bitch," said his mother
"You’re already harder than your dad!"
Ah ah Bali Balo, Bali Balo is a bastard

Bali Balo in the desert
Was strutting with his balls out
A cloud of frogs came by
And ate the skin off his balls
Ah ah Bali Balo, Bali Balo is a bastard

Bali Balo on his bike
Was going a hundred and then zero
And it was in that damn turn
That he got caught in the gears
Ah ah Bali Balo, Bali Balo is a bastard

Bali Balo at the convent
Got it on with the mother superior
The old lady said, "Never has the Lord
Brought me so much joy!"
Ah ah Bali Balo, Bali Balo is a bastard

Bali Balo in his plane
With his wife and his pig
As soon as his wife turned her head
He fucked the poor beast
Ah ah Bali Balo, Bali Balo is a bastard

Bali Balo at the movies
Farted so loud he flew away
He landed backstage
And fucked the firefighter on duty
Ah ah Bali Balo, Bali Balo is a bastard

Bali Balo in his coffin
Was still hard like a deer
With his dick arched like a bow
He managed to lift the lid
Ah ah Bali Balo, Bali Balo is a bastard