Popular

If I find out who isn’t good-looking or beautiful like me
And there are so few, right? Isn’t that true?
As beautiful as me

My heart tends to suffer
If that someone is going to change
It’s my mission to take part
And I know, I know
Exactly where to go

It’s not that easy, no
Maybe your case is the worst I’ve seen
Don’t worry, my goal is to get it all for you

You’ll be, oh yes, finally today… Popular
No doubt, very popular
Here I’ll teach you how to walk and talk
Tricks, flirting, and more, oh!

What’s the ideal footwear, what hairstyle to wear
The important thing, if you want, is to be popular
I’ll help you be popular

I’ll tell you who to hang out with and you’ll know how to play
What language is used today
Ready yet? What’s not waiting is exhausting

My straightforward and strong analysis
We’ll do a deep dive into your personality
As your friend, it’s my empathetic promise
To be your advisor

No one’s more of an expert
If you want to be the popular one
I know how to be popular
And you’ll be it for me
And you’ll see that finally it will end
The gray girl… Not yet

And nothing will stop you from becoming popu-lar, lar

La, la, la, la
I’m going to make you popular

Every day I see some with such poor attributes
And I ask them: Look, what happened to those high-flying leaders
Or those influential people?
Were they geniuses?
Not even close! They are

Popular!
Yes, and being always popular
Isn’t about skill, but about attitude
So they can see you just as popular as me

Even if you oppose
And deny it
I know it will happen
You’ll have to accept your new popularity

La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la
Yes, very popular!
But no, not more popular than me