La Misma Cojudez

I don't care about the cover
with the star bent over
who's marrying some guy
who claims he's bisexual
if I catch him cheating
if she got her tits done
if he can't get it up
if he swings both ways

I don't care if the old lady
that lady, that gossip
if I catch her on the street
and she wants to report me
if she called her a whore
if she's still a slut
if the ratings bury her
and they won't hire her again

You see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We consume the same bullshit
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We comment on the same bullshit

I don't care about the rapist
if he wore a condom
if he was possessed
if he’s gonna regret it
if he says he’s in jail
and used to dance on TV
if he’s turned his life around
if he got raped in prison

I don't care about the soccer player
with a couple of dancers
who lock themselves in some motel
and wants to mess around
if he’s sleeping with his friend
if he’s hitting on the neighbor
if he’s got AIDS now
if he likes the little boys

You see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We’re part of the same bullshit
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We swallow the same bullshit

I don't care about a transvestite
if he finds a husband
who was a well-known stud
who beats his wife
if the driver of the van
if the driver was high
because he was really stoned
and ran over a lady
I don't care about the pimp
if he’s selling his granddaughter
to a politician campaigning
who was about to win
if the minister has tits
if his lover's really old
if little Johnny's got two guns
he's got two holes too

You see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We comment on the same bullshit
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We’re part of the same bullshit
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We consume the same bullshit
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We swallow the same bullshit

While they’re tattooing in the government
they do whatever they want
because with the circus
they’ve managed to distract
with a UFO on the cover
with a tooth on the toast
people are already dizzy
among all this bullshit

You see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We consume the same bullshit
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We comment on the same bullshit

You see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We swallow the same bullshit
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
you see it, you see it
We’re part of the same bullshit

All day the same bullshit!

Lick my ass!