Mi Novia

remember my love several years ago when we met at the bar
you were savoring a delicious tamale with lots of creole sauce and a pitcher of beer
since then we always go out to eat during the day, at night, and even for lunch
you've turned into a gigantic pig, no matter what you eat, nothing upsets your stomach
you love tacu tacu and your lomo saltado, you devour picarones, ice cream, and nougat
i don't even want to think about the size of your turds, it excites me to imagine you grabbing me and eating me

that's why... lick me, eat me, chew me, grind me, swallow me, pass me, digest me, and shit me (repeat)

i adore how you can devour 40 salchipapas and a serving of ceviche, you never use andrews salt, you've never had colitis, your stomach and colon know nothing of gastritis
you gobble up 100 chorizos, 100 churrascos, and blood sausages, that has caused all kinds of pimples, i would eat your pimples spread like butter and then have your urine with vanilla as dessert
i like the smell of your pigs' aroma, chorizo, chalaca, and beans with fish, i would eat your rolls and your shitty underwear, i would like to take your canned farts with me

that's why... lick me, eat me, chew me, grind me, swallow me, pass me, digest me, and shit me
that's why... lick me, eat me, chew me, grind me, swallow me, pass me, digest me, and shit me but only out of love