A Ver Maria

Above all things you must love God
If you don't, He Himself will punish you
You must not swear by Him, nor by your mother
If you do, the Son will come and burst you

You must always honor your father and mother
Even if they are a pair of motherfuckers
You must always respect your brother
Even if he's crazy and wants to kill you

You must not look at your friend's little girl
Even if she's a bitch and wants to rape you
You must tie your dick in a knot
And think of your grandma when she goes to poop

You were born doomed to be unloved
Because you're homosexual, you're already screwed
You have to think about eternal fire
And feel miserable until you're dead

You must not even steal a cookie
Even if the damn president steals non-stop
The grand Vatican with thousands of jewels
Takes care of your little coins for alms

Be careful not to touch your private parts
Even if the church priest gives you a blowjob
And looks at your tight little ass
And it doesn't matter if you're only seven years old

And be careful with drugs
And alcohol only lead you to perdition
And be careful with listening to rock and roll
It's impure music, it's a curse

You must stay away from evil thoughts
Even if Paulina shows her ass all day
And they give you free sex on any sign
And you have to masturbate always with stress

No one can claim the right to kill
Even if they made you enter a fucking war
So that some bastards who have power
Keep eating caviar and can fuck

Let's see Maria, let's see Maria
Let's see Maria, let's see Maria