La Granja De Los Super Bebés

If your kid's in school age
You know you gotta take him
To the Super Baby Farm, to the farm!
Bring us your kid, we promise he'll come out
Healthy, strong, and smart
Standing out among the crowd
Or at least he'll disguise his dumbness
With the right words
Polite, pretty, and well pronounced
No one will notice he can't do a thing.
You won't leave this world
Without a mark, without glory, with nothing to tell
Well-educated, well-groomed
Thanks to the farm.
If your kid's in school age
You know you gotta take him
To the Super Baby Farm, to the farm!
If the kid's a boy
All the more reason he deserves an education
Discipline, a firm hand guiding, no vices near his life
I assure you, buddy, it’ll change his face
With applied physics
Nothing will be the same
We'll erase his mongoloid traits.
You won't leave this world
Without a mark, without glory, with nothing to tell
Well-educated, well-groomed
Thanks to the farm.
He'll step ahead of the average Joe
We'll help him gain amazing powers
That neither you nor he knows
He has, where? In his mind.
You see, sir, there's no better option
For your kid to be better
Studious, I said amazing
And if he likes it, we’ll make him religious.
Far from all civilization
Human contact harms education
It corrupts, confuses, misleads
Makes them think they're normal in life.
You won't leave this world
Without a mark, without glory, with nothing to tell
Well-educated, well-groomed
Thanks to the farm.