Me Vuelvo Mono

Cut your hair, dress well,
Be responsible and learn to read.
Help the old, teach the child,
Raise your dog and give him love.
Don't be too hot,
Don't jerk off everywhere.
Write a book with nonsense,
There wouldn't be a lack of readers.
Burn your clothes, dance naked,
Be your pet's best friend.
Go crazy, pick your nose,
Eat beans, scratch your butt.
Spit from a balcony,
With sniper-like accuracy.
Pee freely in the open air,
Do whatever you want, no one prohibits it.

There will always be someone telling me what to do,
but I turn a deaf ear, their opinion is a hindrance.

Speak nicely, eat deliciously,
Drink alcohol until you're old.
Don't go to the bathroom without eating lunch,
Look both ways before crossing.
Go to the beach or the mountains,
Turn your days into a weekend.
Don't be a cow or a pushover,
Follow my advice or forget what I say.

There will always be someone telling me what to do,
but I turn a deaf ear, their opinion is a hindrance.

I only follow the advice that comes from my mirror,
If they tell me how to act, I will turn into a monkey!

(ahh-ah!, ahh-ah!).
what's wrong with you, I'm not from your race,
not every human evolved, there are monkeys in suits.
I turn into a monkey (ahh-ah!, ahh-ah!)
Hairy and crazy, primitive and stubborn,
I face the boogeyman without fear with a sense of humor.
I turn into a monkey (ahh-ah!, ahh-ah!)
I don't cut my hair, I hate money,
To be a millionaire you have to be a mercenary,
I prefer to be as I am.
I turn into a monkey (ahh-ah!, ahh-ah!)
Caveman appearance, free of sin,
The missing link in evolution,
Darwin was right.

Play spinning top or hopscotch,
Be generous and lend to your sister.
Never cheat, don't be sneaky,
Don't change your underwear too often.
Don't be rude or arrogant,
Obey your mother, insolent brat.
Love your friend when he's a stranger,
If he doesn't mess with your girl or your money.

There will always be someone telling me what to do,
but I turn a deaf ear, their opinion is a hindrance.

I only follow the advice that comes from my mirror,
If they tell me how to act, I will turn into a monkey!

what's wrong with you, I'm not from your race,
not every human evolved, there are monkeys in suits.
I turn into a monkey (ahh-ah!, ahh-ah!)
Hairy and crazy, primitive and stubborn,
I face the boogeyman without fear with a sense of humor.
I turn into a monkey (ahh-ah!, ahh-ah!)
I don't cut my hair, I hate money,
To be a millionaire you have to be a mercenary,
I prefer to be as I am.
I turn into a monkey (ahh-ah!, ahh-ah!)
Caveman appearance, free of sin,
The missing link in evolution,
Darwin was right.

not every human evolved, there are monkeys in suits.
I face the boogeyman without fear with a sense of humor.
The missing link in evolution,
Darwin was right.

Ape!, ape!, ape!,
Ape!... uh!... ah!... uh!... ah!... apes!!!