Patá En La Raja
Chancho En Piedra
Kick in the Ass
For being last, for messing up,
For not showering and waking up late,
For being boring, for being lazy, for being dumb,
Old and out of style, and stinky.
I think, my friend, you’re the one,
Chosen by this whole jury,
Your bad behavior will be punished
With a well-deserved kick!
Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!,
No contests or drawings,
Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!,
No right to complain.
For being broke, for being cocky,
For being useless and uptight,
For having the nerve to screw over my buddy,
For trying to act different
And blaming your shit on other people.
I think, my friend, you’re the one,
Chosen by this whole jury,
Your bad behavior will be punished
With a well-deserved kick!
Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!,
No contests or drawings,
Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!,
No right to complain.
Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!,
Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!,
Kick in the ass!, Kick in the ass!... , Kick in the ass!