Patá En La Raja
Chancho En Piedra
Kick in the Ass
For arriving last, for making mistakes
For not bathing and getting up late
For being boring, for being lazy, for being stupid
Aged, graceless and smelly
I think my friend that you are the right one
The one selected by this entire jury
Your bad action will be punished
With a fair kick
Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack!
No contests or raffles
Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack!
No right to protest
For being broken, for being overly
For useless and tight
For having the affront to shit on my friend
For being forced to be different
And blame other people for their problems
I think my friend that you are the right one
The one selected by this entire jury
Your bad action will be punished
With a nice kick
Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack!
No contests or raffles
Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack!
No right to protest
Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack!
Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack!
Kick in the crack! Kick in the crack!
Kick in the crack!