Cuento de Hadas

Once in front of the old Castle
that is the dad of the six kids
we sat down to hear fairy tales,
sword fights and witches too.

He told us that once a queen
her husband worked as a king
in a very sad room she cried
because they cut off the light the day before.

Since the king was poor he earned
thirty measly bucks a month,
of course, it wasn't enough
for him to live a king's life.

And the queen cried and cried
with a flea-ridden dog at her feet
and suddenly a fairy appears
who has left the queen at a loss.
Since the fairy was a modern fairy
she sprayed the dog with DDT
lent a handkerchief to the queen
and said: -Why are you crying?

-Oh ma'am! I cry out of sorrow
because my king is poor, very poor,
there's no beans for dinner,
only leftover stew.

But the fairy was very hungry
and she ate up the beef stew
and she got a stomach ache from eating too much
saved by the king who has given himself a break.

Now the queen pawned her crown
the fairy's wand as well
colored colored what a story!
that's why I don't want to be king.