A Carta da Chiquinha
Chaves (El Chavo Del Ocho)
Chiquinha's Letter
Chaves: Present for the tooth.
Seu Madruga: President Prudente! It's because my daughter is studying at a farm of the aunts that is in Presidente Prudente.
Chaves: Dear daddy... No, no: dear daddy.
Seu Madruga: Go on, read!
Chaves: Dear daddy, I spent the whole week taking...
Seu Madruga: How?
Chaves: I spent the whole week taking dance lessons...
Seu Madruga: Don't put commas!
Chaves: There are no commas! There are no commas, no periods, just letters...
Seu Madruga: Alright, alright, go ahead...
Chaves: And also behind... look here, see...
Seu Madruga: I'm just telling you to continue... go, go...
Chaves: In the epidemic of upset bellies...
Seu Madruga: In the indigenous dance academy! It's the place where they teach us to dance...
Chaves: Screws, guaranás, and bombs after...
Seu Madruga: Polkas, guaranás, and Bumba meu boi!
Chaves: Yesterday morning my aunt unclogged her belly button
Seu Madruga: Argued with me!
Chaves: And all this because I always gossip... because I always gossip...
Seu Madruga: I've told you not to put commas!
Chaves: It's just medium redhead.
Seu Madruga: That made me angry!
Chaves: So I had an idea: I looked for my aunt and I informed her... I told her. I said to her that my father is a bee. No, no... widower... and as he lives alone, I want to go back with him and my aunt said it's fine!
Seu Madruga: Ah, did you hear that? Chiquinha is coming back!
Chaves: Better take me back.
Seu Madruga: Foreman!
Chaves: I will arrive married to the old man!
Seu Madruga: And I will arrive home with the old man!
Chiquinha: And since the foreman doesn't know where I live, it would be good if he came to meet me at the station!
Seu Madruga: Of course, my dear, of course I will go get you...
Chiquinha: But hurry up, you're already late!
Chaves: I'm going, I'm going!