Valentine

You always remember your first crush
I kept a memory of mine, full of bliss
One day it rained
We both felt the same
Then we liked each other more and more
I asked her name, she said Valentine
And since she walked down Custine every night
I took the same route
And then I took her hand
I finally took it all

She had the tiniest little feet,
Valentine, Valentine
She had the tiniest little breasts
That I would touch gently, Ton ton tontaine
She had a tiny little chin,
Valentine, Valentine
Besides her little feet, her little breasts, her little chin
She was curly like a sheep

She wasn't the brightest
But in bed, that doesn't matter
When you're eighteen
You don't ask for much
As long as we love, we're happy
She didn't have the best temper
She was jealous and even bossy
Still, I was crazy for her
I liked her a lot
Because mainly

She had the tiniest little feet,
Valentine, Valentine
She had the tiniest little breasts
That I would touch gently, Ton ton tontaine
She had a tiny little chin,
Valentine, Valentine
Besides her little feet, her little breasts, her little chin
She was curly like a sheep

Yesterday, on the boulevard, I ran into a big lady
With big feet, a hippo's waist
She jumped on me
Yelled hello, my wolf
I said excuse me, but who are you?
She smiled, come on, it's me, Valentine
In front of her double chin, her triple chest
I thought, filled with dread
That she changed, my faith
To think that once

She had the tiniest little feet, Valentine
But now they're swollen, Valentine
She had the tiniest little breasts, real little apples
No, no, I’d rather talk about something else, here we go
She had a tiny little chin, with a little pinch
Now she has four or five chins
Oh, that poor little Valentine, that shouldn't be allowed, no
These are things that shouldn't be allowed
No