Ele Não Monta Na Lambreta
Chiclete Com Banana
He Doesn't Ride a Scooter
Check out the guy I met
Who only dates his girl at the gate
Hand in hand
To avoid any hassle
He thinks virginity is cool
And gets scared when he hears a curse word
And only sees
Naked women on TV
He swears he knows how to kiss
But throws a fit when it's time, when it's time for the deed
He doesn't ride a scooter
He doesn't ride a scooter
He doesn't ride a scooter
He doesn't like miniskirts
And finds it immoral
Short bikini, hang glider
Or even thong
He's too much, much, much
He's fake
He doesn't dance lambada
Only Strauss waltz
He's a pain in the neck
Kills my vibe
He's too much, much, much
He's fake
He made a vow of chastity
For his love
And on top of that, he asked for her hand
And she refused
When he sees a woman, he goes crazy
When he sees a woman, he goes crazy
But throws a fit when it's time, when it's time for the deed
He doesn't ride a scooter
He doesn't ride a scooter
He doesn't ride a scooter
