Conductor

The half nightmare
The half nightmare
The half nightmare
The one that gave me a fright last night
That I saw my bride, that I saw my bride
That I saw my bride turned into a truck

A mysterious voice, I heard telling me
I heard telling me 'you will be my driver'
And I, very scared and not knowing how to drive
I moved everything but couldn't start

What's wrong with my truck, what's wrong
(What's wrong, what's wrong, why won't it start)
With such good, with such good driving
(It's hard, it's hard, the gearshift is tough)
What's wrong with my truck, what's wrong
(What's wrong, what's wrong, why won't it start)
With such good, with such good transmission
(It's hard, it's hard, the gearshift is tough)

I tried to start it
=And nothing!
I cranked it
And nothing!
I looked underneath
And nothing!
I sucked on the pump
And nothing!
I tightened it again
And nothing!
I checked the battery
And nothing!
I even sucked on the horn
And nothing!
I got out and pushed it
And nothing!

What's wrong with my truck, what's wrong
(What's wrong, what's wrong, why won't it start)
With such good, with such good transmission
(It's hard, it's hard, the gearshift is tough)
What's wrong with my truck, what's wrong
(What's wrong, what's wrong, why won't it start)
With such good, with such good transmission
(It's hard, it's hard, the gearshift is tough)

I got back in
I got back in
I got back in because I wanted to learn
And I was thinking, and I was thinking
And I was thinking if I'm even a bad driver
I gave it a rush, and was about to start
But then I woke up
And heard them saying poor Miguel
What's wrong under the bed, what could have happened to him?

Oh, what's wrong, what's wrong, hey Miguel
(Why are you getting on and off the bed)
Tell me, tell me, what's wrong, man Miguel
(You finished, you finished with the bed)
What's wrong, what's wrong, hey Miguel
(Why are you getting on and off the bed)
What's wrong, what's wrong, man Miguel
(You finished, you finished with the bed)

I tried to start it
And nothing!
I cranked it
And nothing!
I looked underneath
And nothing!
I sucked on the pump
And nothing!
I tightened it again
And nothing!
I checked the battery
And nothing!
I even sucked on the horn
And nothing!
I got out and pushed it
And nothing!