Si j'étais un homme

I would talk to you like you've never talked to your mother
You'll owe me if I buy you a drink
I'll harass you with ten friends just to get your number
You'll have to be nice if I take you to a restaurant
If you say 'no' I'll make you change your mind
I'll make your life miserable, I'll ruin your life
I'll act according to my pride, according to my desires
I'll tell you you're the only one, I'll make you feel unique
I'll watch football, you'll do the dishes
I'll tell you to go to hell when you make a scene
If I buy you a chain, will you become my bitch?
I'll be unfaithful to you but you'll come back anyway

If I were a man, if we reversed roles
I would lift your dress, would you keep control?
If I were a man, if we exchanged skin
Would you call me 'slut', would you turn your back?
If I were a man, ah ah ouh
If I were a man, ah ah ouh

If I were a man, ah ah ouh
If I were a man, ah ah ouh

If I were a man, I would piss against the walls
I would hit on the moms, the teens, the nuns, and the whores
Permitted to send me into the air, valid worldwide
Not the same judgment, the same contract, the same salary
I would be your independence, your long-term investment
We said 'For life', I signed the credit for the Benz
It's in nature, evil is dominant
If I were a man, I wouldn't have feelings
I would make promises that I wouldn't keep
I would cover you with blows just to hold you back
If you want to please me, you'll have to suffer
Hey, sad vicissitudes of desire

If I were a man, if we reversed roles
I would lift your dress, would you keep control?
If I were a man, if we exchanged skin
Would you call me 'slut', would you turn your back?
If I were a man, ah ah ouh
If I were a man, ah ah ouh
If I were a man, ah ah ouh
If I were a man, ah ah ouh

Blinded, I forgot the one who takes care of his mother
I remember the one who behaves like a gentleman
There are men of value, of heart, proud men
The friend, the good husband, the brother, and the father
The one who takes care of his mother
Who behaves like a gentleman
Men of value, proud men
The friend, the good husband, the brother, and the father

If I were a man
If I were a man
But I'm not