El Abuelo Es Gay

It turns out that the other day
After a good binge
I came back home and found
Grandpa on a chair

(Put it on, Robert)

The poor man is a bit older
Senile, a bit wandering
But he has always boasted
Of great virility

Grandpa was red
Trembling and panting
He had his penis out
What a shocking sight

And then a masked young man appeared
With a leather whip
And testicles ringed

Grandpa, with the fright
Maybe felt guilty
And from his mouth came
An unpleasant nectar

And what am I going to do
And what am I going to do
And what am I going to do
If grandpa is gay

And what am I going to do
And what am I going to do
And what am I going to do
If grandpa is gay

Inhuman amounts
It was the sperm of the young man
Who would have suspected
The passions of my grandfather

I had never imagined
That this venerable old man
Was so fond
Of the pleasure that the anus offers

How many gigantic phalluses
Must have penetrated his rectum
What monstrous passions
This abject being hides

Oh God, and my saintly grandmother
Will return from the post office
And find him sucking dicks
From the man she was married to

And what am I going to do
And what am I going to do
And what am I going to do
If grandpa is gay

And what am I going to do
And what am I going to do
And what am I going to do
If grandpa is gay

Since then, grandpa
The young man and I
We have had threesomes
On the living room table

We all play together
The station game
Some days the train driver
And others the last wagon

A tasty penis
He likes more than a rabbit
In the senior center
He has sex with other old men