Catapún

How happy I was with the Friday Plus porn
And with the girls who live in the clubs that they call strip clubs
Until one day a colleague told me about a rare aphrodisiac
Invite a girl over to your house and make out with her
A few drops of strange when you're not looking in the glass
And in a moment you'll see how his clothes start to get in the way

I was collecting various excuses in my mobile phone's agenda
I have a boyfriend, I'm a nun, I'm a lesbian, what a fucking pain
Until finally the second to last on the list agreed, although in my mind
I remembered her as somewhat narrow, very ugly and missing a couple of teeth
For this case, I thought, "instead of drops I need a little trickle."
And my hands shook and I poured half a bottle into the mojito

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She ripped off her skirt and threw her panties at the TV
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And he said to me: Now, this is an order, eat my flower
And what a strange flower, that tasted like pussy
But at that point who said no?

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The tongue asleep from moving it so much like a reptile
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Two and a half hours of cunnilingus and I was still a thousand miles away
And she moaned excitedly: Let's fuck
With a broken tongue and a withered neck I couldn't deny

I was so happy as I was thinking as I crossed the hall
With his balls shaking with fear in his underwear
Half a second I'm going to the bathroom, he told me impatiently
And I'm praying - to God that he slips and breaks his forehead
But when he heard the flushing of the cistern there was no way out
I heard the door slowly open and feared for my life

He lunged at me and kissed me passionately
With my tongue in her mouth I thought: She really is toothless
I licked her feet, she forced me into a black kiss with vice and lust
She screamed madly and her ass roared with fury
And just a foot away from his anus I suddenly thought about escaping
But it was only fleeting because the bug started to scratch me

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He grabbed my package and out of pure fear I got half hard
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I came in her mouth and spitting out the semen, she started again
Her veiny tits brushed against my scrotum
Oh, what a strange mixture of disgust and pleasure

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While I was riding her he caressed my rectum and put his thumb in
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I've only used my ass to defecate
With his whole hand he searched for the fucking G
And in that position, between some spasms, I ejaculated

Girl, stay still, what are you doing with the whip, I said in horror
Tied to the bed I received more hosts than in communion
I only remember that they woke me up in the hospital
With thread and needle to give me a stitch for anal tear

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The news was reporting a raid on a sex shop
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In which they sold an aphrodisiac that was actually rum
With salt and pepper, soy, lime and mint
Absinthe and paracetamol drops

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You have a visitor, said a nurse all pissed off
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He says his girlfriend comes to the hospital every day
Won't you give me a kiss? A voice whispered
All in a cast, with a broken ass, who said no?
And catapun