J'ai La Quequette Qui Colle

I have a sticky dick
I have bouncing candies
I have a sticky dick
Let's dance on the Avignon bridge
Come with me to the clearing
You'll see what it looks like
And if you go up to the attic
You can touch it
Joyful nursery rhyme and farandole
I have a sticky dick!

I have whipping feet
And pubic lice in my underpants
Dandruff on my head
Like all the guys from the countryside
If you follow me to the presbytery
I'll show you all my stuff
And if you want me to show you my ass
Let's go swimming in the stream
Let's dance the pretty round Juliette
I have whipping feet

I have stinky farts
And fur in my ears
Boils on my balls
The backyard smells like clam
Let's go pick flowers
You'll rid me of my bugs
And if it's clean and clear
I'll do the wheelbarrow with you
Sing with me the mussel picking
I have stinky farts

I have a sticky dick
I have bouncing candies
I have a sticky dick
Let's dance on the Avignon bridge