Ratisse moi

I’m shaking my ass in a magic land where
Sparrows are getting it on with some rocks
My hair removal cream, my electric razor,
I tossed them down a sewer grate.
Flies and bees tickle my peach
So much that my shrimp is hairy.
So I pulled my thong up to my armpits and
I could play the harp with my ass.
Yalaï lalaï lalaï
Yala lala lalaï
I forgot to shave.

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A rebellious strand
Hanging between my thighs
It’s like a big haystack
Overflowing from my biscuit.
Rake me up, rake me up
I need someone to clear me out
This big coral piercing
That’s wiggling in my panties.

Three little charms, here I am with my legs bare
In the sun, it’s a delight
To expose my shell like a river mussel
While letting my hair swirl.
But when I felt a weird sticky thing
I fiddled around to find
That I had slugs and lice in my patch
Under my belly, it’s Noah’s Ark.
Yalaï lalaï lalaï
Yala lala lalaï
I forgot to trim.

{to Chorus}

Yalaï lalaï lalaï
Yala lala lalaï
I put fertilizer in my fuzz
Yalaï lalaï lalalalaï
An oasis was born but when it rains
It’s swampy.

{to Chorus, x2}