Ted

Cha-Cha-Chau
Hey, The Stealth Hunter
Killing pandas who call themselves enemies
To make myself a rug, some sneakers, and two coats
The Boss
I'm not a panda, I'm Ted
I'm not a panda, I'm Ted
(I see dead pandas)
I'm not a panda, I'm Ted, Ted, Ted
I'm not a panda, I'm Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted
I
Smoke more weed than Ted
Friends who are sluts like Ted
A blonde like Ted
And a flow so badass that you don't have
Brunettes too, and a redhead
Who doesn't wear heels, prefers infrared
She brings me Cali weed
That after smoking asks for Moët for thirst
There are blondes, gringas, big butts, dicks
And these panda eye bags are because I don't sleep due to being busy
Relax panda or I'll teach you Kung Fu
I'm Yogi's dad, Boo's grandpa
I have your she-bears wanting my thing
Wanting to try my bamboo stick
Short dwarf with a bitter flow
Snoring while talking, you look like Tuntun
What's up with the panda
If you were a bear, or you were Baloo, or you were Winnie the Pooh
They're all pandas now
Look how cool
Do you know why so many pandas?
Because all pandas are made in China
And how could I forget about me?
Doing this flow for all those who copy trap
Poor things, Goldilocks and The Three Bears
I ate their soup and they became good buddies with The Care Bears
They see me only from home to the neighborhood driving high as a kite
Red eyes, bulletproof glass, smoking, taunting pigs
We can watch them mounted, I swear by this, we don't get scared
Don't say what's up, because it never goes where we walk
And now, guys, I'm gonna do this verse by command
I'm gonna rhyme each line with panda like those colleagues who are around
That Ireland and that Holland, and they don't go there if the boss doesn't send them
They wear Avon jewelry and the bastard cashed it and no bonus or the round
But go ahead, panda
Blaspheme that you're the one in charge
If I step on the railing for your gang
And you all know what's up
That's where we have Hondas with really cool covers
So all the pipes can hide
And then they send them for a round
To where you are, I don't think you'll answer
When my buddies get off
With half their faces covered with bandanas
More than one who fancies you will peel the monkey's banana today
You'll shoot at me tomorrow, the day after tomorrow you'll sue me
You're a rat and this is Disneyland and around here only Mickey rules
I smoke more weed than a panda
To then sleep like a panda
With Amanda's fair legs
That I like to use as a cushion or scarf
I get really high, and I'm happy
I live as God commands me
Someone call Greenpeace
Because José Luis finished off the pandas
So many damn pandas
I hear pandas, see pandas, panda clones
They act like fools and don't make pandas
I see dead pandas
I'm not a panda, I'm Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted
I'm not a panda, I'm Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted-Ted-Ted
I'm not a panda, I'm Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted-Ted-Ted-Ted
I'm not a panda, I'm Ted-Ted-Ted-Ted-Ted-Ted-Ted