La Estafa Del Babalawo

Good afternoon my child, what are you looking for here
Oh godfather, I am desperate godfather
I come to see you because they told me
To come and see if you had the solution to my problem, godfather

Ahhhhh, hold on a moment there, because what can't catch you is the pandemic. What happened?

Oh what am I going to do with my life
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
Look, I've spent money and this sauce doesn't work
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
Sir, I'm desperate, about to take trimina
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
But that pleasure I won't give to my neighbor
Godfather remove this bad luck from me

Godfather, I feel that my life is salty
Instead of moving forward, I feel it's going backwards
I'm going to tell you a story of my harsh reality
So you can tell me if it's a lie or the truth

It turns out that one day I was going to my workplace
I was very happy because I was going to get paid
After having collected everything was normal
I was paid in foreign currency and national currency
I asked for some vacation to rest
And with that little money, I enjoyed some days
I got on a bus and it was on fire
By the time I got off, my wallet was gone
At that moment I remembered my grandmother
And cursed her about ten times while looking for my wallet
Finally, I convinced myself and considered it lost
I went to cross the street and a car came towards me
I lost consciousness for four days
And a voice telling me 'hey, that's witchcraft!'

Oh what am I going to do with my life
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
Look, I've spent money and this sauce doesn't work
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
Sir, I'm desperate, about to take trinina
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
But that pleasure I won't give to my neighbor
Godfather remove this bad luck from me

Be careful with that indumbe that comes from a neighbor
That's why I need you to bring me five chickens
2 Patú, one black, one jaba, and one albino
And to scare the albino, bring me a Chinese shirt
Also bring me a jug of gasoline
So as not to suffocate that dead person who doesn't walk
And while the stick goes back and forth, a jaba of tangerines
And five sacks of feed to feed the chicken
A duck egg and a foreign currency card
So I can call the beings and they all come quickly
Four pounds of male meat, a Mona Lisa painting
A pigeon from Jimenea and a cocolisa frog

Wait, this is calmly, you've been put in a frying pan
Bring me fifteen morocotas and six hundred bills
Things have gotten ugly, but for you to be well
Bring me a bag of sweet potatoes and one of cassava too
In the absence of cascarilla, bring me a bottle of vanilla
A piece of grace bread and a stick of butter
Don't worry my godson, don't despair
The one who throws you dies because here there is a babalaw

Oh what am I going to do with my life
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
Look, I've spent money and this sauce doesn't work
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
Sir, I'm desperate, about to take trinina
Godfather remove this bad luck from me
But that pleasure I won't give to my neighbor
Godfather remove this bad luck from me

Listen godfather, I did everything you told me, godfather
But I haven't seen any solution
I've spent a lot of money godfather
And the last thing I want to think
Is that you have scammed me godfather
I'm not seeing anything clear

Listen, don't make such a fuss or stir up a hornet's nest
The coconuts were dry and the eggs were hollow
Moreover, the gasoline you brought was water
You are okú and you know that...

You are absolved. Go find another babalaw