Odio La Prepa

(Ah, it’s a long way until vacation
I don’t know if I’ll make it to graduation)

Monday morning
I want to jump out the window
Even though my teacher’s a real piece of work
I hate waking up to be there at eight
I hope that in high school
My dry spell will end
My uniform is so boring
It doesn’t let me show off my style

I hate high school (high school)
I hate high school (high school)
I hate high school (high school)
I hate high school

I hate high school, I don’t want to study
I hate high school, I’m gonna throw up
I hate high school, I don’t want to study
I hate high school, I’m gonna throw up

Day and night I pray a rosary
So I don’t have to take the extra exam
When they told me about the surprise test
I choked on my milanesa sandwich
I hope I get married soon
So I don’t have to take the link test
The only thing that eases my pain
Is when the earthquake drill goes off

In history, I take a little nap
And dream that I’m Aphrodite
I don’t care about the testicular function
I just want to be the most popular
Let me copy you, let me copy you
I don’t know where the fallopian tubes are
Get lost, get lost
I’m not getting the HPV vaccine

I hate high school (high school)
I hate, I hate high school

I hate high school, I don’t want to study
I hate high school, I’m gonna throw up
I hate high school, I don’t want to study
I hate high school, I’m gonna throw up

I have 33 reports
For skipping gym class
The bio teacher has bad breath
Every time he explains his theory
I want to suck my English teacher’s toes
I got sent to detention
For watching porn in computer class

I got put in the study group
For failing the urine test
I don’t know who I’m fooling
I know I’m gonna fail this year
With my little cakes in the oven
I bribe the geography teacher
I’ll only get to wear a cap and gown
If I slip the principal a bill

I hate high school, I don’t want to study
I hate, I hate high school, I’m gonna throw up
I hate high school (I won the Spelling Bee)
I hate high school (for being a Glee fan)
I hate high school, I don’t want to study
I hate high school, I’m gonna throw up