Casarse Hoy

Jenny
The Sun shines
To bless
This happy union
Love fills the air
Our hearts

Paul
Today everything is for Amy
Amy, I give you a loyal promise
To love and respect you
Take care of you forever
Today everything is for Amy
Who will be my ideal wife

Amy
Excuse me, are you all here?
Because if you're all here
I would like to thank you for your presence
But I would rather you leave
Because you surely have things to do
Don't say anything to Paul, do you hear Paul?
He's the one I'm going to marry, but not
Because I don't want to ruin such a perfect person, so
Thanks for the gifts and flowers
How exciting, you can leave in order
Don't say anything to Paul, but today I'm not getting married

Jenny
Gray day
To torment
This poor couple
Atmosphere of unease
With feverish ardor

Amy
Listen to me, I don't know why you're waiting
To see the wedding, what's the wedding?
Just a prehistoric ritual
Where everyone promises eternal fidelity
The most horrible word, to which you must add
Honeymoon, where he finally discovers
That he's been saddled with a lunatic
And he'll want to kill me with all the reason, so
Thanks a lot, but I'm not getting married
To the fold because I'm not getting married
You're a Sun, but I'm not getting married
Everyone out because I'm not getting married and
Don't say anything to Paul, but today I'm not getting married

Don't you understand? Is no one going to listen to me?
Goodbye, go in search
Of another funeral to attend
If you run, you might make it to a baptism
Go, with God, please, there's an unhappy person at stake

Listen to me everyone, I'm afraid you're deaf
Do you want to see a crazy woman at your feet, unhinged?
Because it's not just Paul who's going to ruin his whole life
We're both going to lose our identity
I've already contacted my psychologist and he said: Come on Monday
But on Monday I'll be floating dead downstream because I'm trash
I'm not okay, so I'm not getting married
Don't stay, because I'm not getting married
What pressure, but I'm not getting married
And hush, but I'm not getting married and
Don't say anything to Paul, but today I'm not getting married

Jenny
You have to see, she's in bad shape
She's under mega stress
And in less than a sec
It will rain
You see

Paul
Today everything is for Amy
Amy, I give you a loyal promise
To love and respect you
Take care of you forever

Amy
Go, out now
You're my clan and I adore you, but
Do you really want me to die here now?
If I faint at the altar
Ignore it, return the cake and boil the rice

Paul
Everything is for Amy
My happy and special wife
My ideal woman

Amy
Well, I didn't want to make you uncomfortable
But I might have hepatitis and I'm going to faint
If you'd like to see it, stay tuned
But it might be more fun to witness a funeral, so
Thanks for the twenty-seven bowls
Thirty-seven trays
The forty-seven pots
And fifty-seven candlesticks

Paul
I'll tell you

Amy
But I'm not getting married

Chorus
Amen

Paul
With love

Amy
I'm just not getting married

Chorus
Amen

Paul
Once and for all

Amy
No, I'm just not getting married

Chorus
Amen

Paul
I am yours

Amy
I'm just not getting married

Chorus
Amen

Paul
We must pray because today I intend to get married

Amy
We must pray because today I'm not getting married

Chorus
Amen