Me Mamé

I spend my time in tennis shoes and t-shirts
And if someone doesn't like it, they shouldn't mess with me
I carry nonsense in my pockets and I like to watch
TV in my underwear
I wash my hair once a week
Not because of a lack of shampoo, but because I feel like it
And I have to admit, even if it's very fancy people
That I pee in the shower and I pee in the pool

I'm fed up
Of standing and I sat down
Of being dirty and I showered
Of being hungry and I had lunch

I like the fancy, I like the cheap
I like the upbeat music, also the vallenato
I like the gratin seafood casserole
I like chorizo and I like empanadas

I'm not a businessman or an athlete
It's been over fifteen years since I went to the dentist
I'm a slob and I do what I want
I have a rotten cheese in the fridge for a year

I'm fed up
Of standing and I sat down
Of being dirty and I showered
Of being hungry and I had lunch

(That's the way of life that I like to lead
That's the way of life that I like to lead
And as such, I will continue living it
To those who criticize, it's my duty to warn
I can gladly listen to them
As I must remind you
I don't give a damn about what you say
As I must remind you
I don't give a damn about what you say)

I'm fed up
Of standing and I sat down
Of being dirty and I showered
Of being hungry and I had lunch