Dis T'as Vu Monte Carlo ?

Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.

But I saw the son of a neighbor
Flirting with a neighbor girl.
They say he’s her cousin,
But I think she’s his cousin.

Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.

I’ve seen Asia, Africa,
Australia, America,
All the movies with Bardot,
The pretty back
Of Belmondo.
From morning till night,
My husband shows me
On the little screen,
I see color
In black and white.

Did you see Monte Carlo?
(Ah ah ah ah!) No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.

But I saw a nasty neighbor
Arguing with his wife.
He pulled out his big knife
And chopped her into pieces.
One, two, three, four slices.

Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.

I saw my tea brewed
By a handsome guy from Piedmont.
I saw my phone in the mix,
My phone,
You’re not crazy, are you?

Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up (it’s a win).
Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah…