Inumo Kuwanai

Hey, I'm a d-o-g-g
We've always been smooth talkers
Don't care about this collar debate
I have fun with you guys around
Master-slave relationship? Who knows
Maybe it's your small brains
After all, I've seen generations of you
You humans, oh my
Grandpa lying on the porch
Dad sitting in front of the TV
And I'm now on your lap
Watching the screen in your palm
Feeling smug, huh? Oh, what's this? I heard a click of the tongue
No, that muttering might be a landmine
How about a walk for a change of pace?
Always intentionally avoiding that guy
Conversations that exclude me
Coming over to your house? I don't care
But don't start flirting in front of me
Huh? Hey, what are you looking at?
Don't talk to that filthy stray
That expression is so fake
Sorry, sorry
Bodies and bodies
I like these kinds of things

Hey brother!
We're proud strays
Don't want to be controlled by humans
Hey brother!
We're born strays
Sand is the same as that collar thing
Going to defend humans
Biting and then apologizing
Whispering those adjectives in your ear
They say that's cute
Humans do love a good fight
Can't stop watching or participating
Watching from a safe place
Throwing stones or shouting insults
Especially if it's something smaller than yourself, it's even more enjoyable
Provoking, calming down, instigating, it's all good
Laughing with our fingers pointed
And lately, those guys
Are judging late-night arguments (ey yeah)
Here they say the weaker dog is the one who barks the most
There, the more you bark, the better
To please those barbarians
Dogs put on a show for the monkeys
Acting like fools to please fools
Even if you mock them, you're still on a leash
Why do you know all that?

Hey brother, what did you just say?
Hey brother, got a problem?
Hey, you guys are up to something
Hey brother brother brother brother brother
Brother, that's my island
Hey brother, that's my food
Hey brother, my women
Stray, stray, stray, stray, stray
Stop it! Just stop it
Don't do human-like things, it's embarrassing