El Ecoloco

I am the crazy eco-crazy
I am the sinister destroyer
I love noise and alcohol
I detest water and soap

I eco-crazy pee on little trees
Also on flowers with my little bird
I water garbage, poop, and mud
I contaminate and dirty everything

I eco-crazy
I hate the breeze and pure air
Like no other
But I intensely enjoy
Burps and a wild party

I am the crazy eco-crazy
I am the sinister destroyer
I love noise and smog
I detest water and soap

I eco-crazy knock down little trees
Along with flowers and little birds
I water garbage, peels, mud
I contaminate and dirty everything

I eco-crazy
I hate the breeze and pure air
Like no other
But I intensely enjoy
The black smoke and sprays