Mi Amigo Hans

My friend Hans
Has a German uncle
Who is a very
Grumpy man

Out of the blue
He forbids him
To hang out with us
To go play

There's no point
In trying to go out
He says no!
Hans, you don't do that!

Locked in a room
Without sticking his head out
The boy never gets
Any sun

Because at all times
He makes him study
Physics, chemistry
Natural history

Buried in books
The boy sighs
Yawns, stretches
Poor Hans!

He wants his nephew
To be supernatural
Knowing five languages
And even integral calculus

Buried in his books
The boy sighs
Yawns, stretches
Poor Hans!