La Mal Peinada

She likes it when they look at her, the badly coiffed woman
Thinks she's Claudia Schiffer, the badly coiffed woman
No gaucho wants to get close to the badly coiffed woman
Because she doesn't want to mix with the herd
They say the badly coiffed woman came from Buenos Aires
That she's Don Ramón's niece, the one from the pharmacy
That she came to spend the weekend visiting
And caused a stir in the whole town, the badly coiffed woman

The whole town came out to look and the dogs bark at her
And in her hair of various colors, the badly coiffed woman ha ha, ha ha
The whole town came out to look and the dogs bark at her
And in her hair of various colors, the badly coiffed woman ha ha, ha ha

She wears a mini skirt, the badly coiffed woman
Even her stockings and shiny shoes
All tight, well fitted, the badly coiffed woman
Like a rolled meat, a rolled-up one walking
She went to the dance and didn't like the chamamé
She danced alone and hopping, like a frog
Everyone said that girl wasn't right
And just in case, the police put her in jail

She kicked and screamed too much, and right away the commissioner ordered
To send her back to the capital, that fur is not for here
She kicked and screamed too much, and right away the commissioner ordered
To send her back to the capital, that fur is not for here