Yo Si Monto Cacho

Even if they criticize me, I do cheat too
With the same right they do it all the time
They are party animals, womanizers, and macho men
And they don't give a damn about women or kids

Even if they criticize me, I do cheat too
With the same right they do it all the time
They are party animals, womanizers, and macho men
And they don't give a damn about women or kids

I used to live sad, lonely, and up in a ranch because of my husband
He would leave and come back, clean, sweaty, and drunk
Until one day I got tired and started cheating on him

And I started cheating on him, seeing my kids hungry
Without clothes and shoes
When my father returned, he would ask all the time
I thought about the step I was going to take alone in my room

I put on a mini skirt with high heels
I always fell for the Portuguese guy from the market
Everything happened perfectly, he ate and didn't suspect a thing
While we were eating, I saw my husband intact
Turned into a fool, but a fool for lust

Look how he comes, you can see the horns
I put them on him, so what? And that's all the time
I already put a leash on him for his horns
Now he cleans, irons, and sweeps the patio
And at night he spoils me like a child in his arms

We have to be tough, what do men think they are?
That they can wander the streets, making mistakes
Why can they have their lovers?
And the fool stuck at home, bitter, waiting for flowers

We have to be tough, what do men think they are?
That they can wander the streets, making mistakes
Why can they have their lovers?
And the fool stuck at home, bitter, waiting for flowers

I've stepped up my game, I'm tired of being so noble
He leaves on the weekend
And doesn't tell me where
If he cheats on me, I'll do it double to him

I'll do it double to him
He'll eat from another plate but not from mine
If I give him a little so he's not satisfied
On Friday, I give him plenty so he hands me the envelope

I used to cry before, with my sorrow in the corners
They wouldn't go to school because they didn't have uniforms
I didn't do the grocery shopping and he never said 'take'
If I complained about something, he put on his pants
He'd go out with that face like Juan Vicente Gomez

Now let him deal with that heart of oak
Listen to all women, the rich, and the poor
If the same happens to you, don't get mad at your husband
Cheat on him too and you'll see he'll straighten up

Look how he comes, you can see the horns
Look how he comes, you can see the horns

I put them on him, so what? And that's all the time
I already put a leash on him for his horns
Now he cleans, irons, and sweeps the patio
And at night he spoils me like a child in his arms

Look how he comes, you can see the horns
I put them on him, so what? And that's all the time
I already put a leash on him for his horns
Now he cleans, irons, and sweeps the patio
And at night he spoils me like a child