Bad Chick

I say yes, yes, yes you're the most beautiful woman in the world
And no, it's okay if you order that too
You should have it if you like this house
I don't dare to say it, I'm scared
Because my chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad

Hey, no matter what time it is, I'm always late
The guy on the couch who only sleeps
Always yawning, always missing
Hey guys, sorry, it was time to mention
I visited this woman last month
We went out to eat, had a rendezvous
Anyway, she's my girlfriend now
And every time I crash at her place, I can't sleep a wink
But not because of sex, I'm scared (of her)

Because she forces me and says you're coming with me
And then she talks about some clique
And that I can't go out anymore because everyone is informed
She says let's be a couple
I'd like to run away, but she locks me up
And I would be her Ken in the fairytale part
Please, please go to sleep first tonight
Shit, everything revolves around you
Angeline, Brad Pitt, guys believe me, I'm scared

Because my chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad

She's so bad, hey, she stole my gas
Doesn't want me to leave, robs my bank
Always sets my alarm clock three hours late
Hey, you have to believe me, this shit is true
She has my phone and won't give it back
No, don't call because it's blocked
And she even auctioned off the Mac on top
I guess that's why you couldn't reach me
And yeah, I missed my flight

But I'm more than halfway in jail by now
And recently, I was hanging out alone in her place
The cops come through the door and say we're looking for something
I say super crazy, I'm locked in here
I think her name is Janine and I don't know anymore
And everything here doesn't belong to me
But unfortunately, the guy from the authority doesn't believe me
Shit, 30 kilos of drugs, even though I don't smoke
Guys believe me, I'm scared

Yeah?
Uh, are you still sleeping?
Me, or what now?
Oh man, you can't be serious, dude
It's really annoying that you're always late
Wait a minute, you won't believe me now
But, last night, super crazy
You remember the one from
Oh no, you don't know her, but anyway

Always with the lame excuses, some girls
You always come up with some nonsense
But hey, wait a minute, they really exist
Why would I make them up?
First the dog ran away
Then you missed the bus

Yeah, I know, the story was made up
But this one is really real, man!
Any normal person can
Be on time
Yeah, but hey if she just
Sets my alarm clock, man!
Honestly
I can't help it if
She just changes my alarm
From 9, to 10, or to 11
Oh please, grow up already