Hey Girl

Hey girl, if you were a bartender then I'd only be in bars
And if you were a dealer, I'd have plenty of grass
If you were a pill, I'd have to go to the doctor every day
And if you were in a bad mood, I'd be screwed every day
If you were a cigarette, I'd constantly smoke
And if I had to go out for it, my life would consist only of breaks
If you were my couch, I'd never go outside again
And if you were teleshopping, I'd buy everything from you

If you were a birthday, I'd definitely be a clown
If you were boredom, I'd gladly stand in traffic jams
And if you were a crime, I'd already be in jail
And I believe if you were into girls, I'd be a woman
If you were a city, then definitely New York
If you were a stewardess, I'd be on board every day
If you were a BMX, it would be a sport in my calendar
And if you were a religion, I'd be tight with the Lord

Hey girl, I just want you to know
I like you just the way you are
And no matter what you'd like to be
I'm definitely the type who digs it
Hey girl, I just want you to know
I like you just the way you are
And no matter what you'd like to be
I'm definitely the type who digs it

Hey, if you want, I'll go crazy like Shady's wife
And if you were Bonnie, I'd be Clyde, what a crazy life
And if you were in a club today, it would be ladies' night
If you were a perm, I'd find the eighties nice
If you were an aria, this wouldn't be a rap
If you were my hobby, it would be what I do best
And if you were suicide, I'd be next

If you were the red light district, I'd hang out in the residential area
If you were a porn, then I'd have a mustache
If you were decadence, I'd be the one who likes big cars
And if you were fast food, I'd have a big butt now
(Ah) If you were a leak, I'd sink
If you were self-praise, I'd stink bitterly
If you were the vast sea, I'd terribly drown
And no matter how small you were, I'd find you eventually

Hey girl, I just want you to know
I like you just the way you are
And no matter what you'd like to be
I'm definitely the type who digs it
Hey girl, I just want you to know
I like you just the way you are
And no matter what you'd like to be
I'm definitely the type who digs it
Regardless, regardless