Soy un capón (2003)

Too much I liked women
For the little charm I have
I used to cruise 8 de Octubre and 18
But the chicks would tell me no

I ran to take a guitar course
To form the band The Cuarteto de Nos
It became a pretty famous group
But they kept telling me no

So one day before they could tell me
I cut off my balls with scissors
Since then, I no longer have any sexual desire
And my life has never been the same

And now... I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and chubby eunuch
I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and chubby eunuch
(What are you gonna do)

And now I walk the streets all day
Enjoying the trees and the sun
And I don't have to waste any more energy
On false promises or masturbation

Now I see that life is more than just
Begging for holes as a favor
Because after a life without balls
I have a stamp collection

Because now... I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and chubby eunuch
I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and chubby eunuch
(Let's see that piano!)

Because one day before they could tell me
I cut off my balls with a cutter!
A chick and a pumice stone mean nothing to me
Because I no longer have any sexual desire

Because now... I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and chubby eunuch
I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and chubby eunuch

And I sing like this
We are bananas for the dude
Dancing the night with me
If the boss enjoys our party
Let's all go

We are bananas for the dude
Dancing the night with me
If the boss enjoys our party
Let's all go