El Gordo y El Alfajor

The fluffy face inside the rice plate
The huge belly shaken by the cough
That cough that makes the rice grains fly
The grains that make the fat man cough

The huge belly hidden in the rice plate
That cough that makes you fly
Makes the rice grains jump

The fat man eats the dining table
He sleeps thinking of a better table
Wakes up sweating next to an alfajor
He breaks it apart to avoid making love to it

Throughout the house, stains of red and brown
Blood and chocolate, the fat man and the alfajor
He escapes dodging meat through the hallway
Escapes rolling dirty with blood and rice

The fat man dreams of the dining table
Wakes up sweating, eating, and cleaning himself
With a poor alfajor

Throughout the house stained with red and brown
Blood and chocolate, he escapes on his yacht
Saving his honor