El Psiquiatrico
El Cuarteto de Nos
The Psychiatric Hospital
(Psychiatric!)
Welcome students to the hospital
Today we will have an enjoyable class
Through our halls, they will parade
Haha, hehe, the patients
Who are here for being insane
First, let me introduce you to crazy Rubén
(How nice!)
He's hospitalized and seems normal
(How bad!)
But the big problem with this being
(What is it?)
Haha, hehe, he thinks he's a kite
And when I fly him, he flies
Very close to the Sun
And I'm afraid
That he'll burn
And they'll kick me out
Ha!
U well, ua ja ja!
Students, get ready
U well, ua ja ja ja!
Electroshock to treat them
U well, ua ja ja ja!
U well, ua!
Jaaaa!
Now it's crazy Juana's turn
(Banana)
She thinks her husband is a fan
(How horrible!)
And the poor man was disgusted
Haha, hehe, and complained
That Juana never cleaned him
Finally, we have crazy Elvira
(Stretch)
She was a police officer
(The CIA)
She thinks everyone is a terrorist
(How clever!)
Haha, hehe, when we know
That everyone is a terrorist
Except my wife and me
Good family man
Who criticizes this militia
Hehe!
U well, ua ja ja!
Students, get ready
U well, ua ja ja ja!
Electroshock to treat them
U well, ua ja ja ja!
U well, ua!
Jaaaa!
